While not exactly in the gutter, the first picture makes me wonder is this what every young girl dreams her wedding cake will look like? I know for a fact that should this be the cake for Zeus' Human pets wedding the future mate/groom will become the late future mate and former groom.
The second picture I offer for your comment left me questioning what a can coozy really was. I offer you the can floozy:
I have to say moving from Washington DC to Houston Texas left me in a bit of culture shock. I am getting acclimatized but every now and then I run into another example of what makes Texas so very different. Picture #3 is pure Texan.
My final picture left alot of questions in my mind. First, is our hero in Virginia? You see Virginia has some very old laws that while still on the books are no longer inforced. One of these laws requires your bathroom fixtures to be located outside your home on the lawn. Another thought was if it rains how does our hero keep the TP dry? The solution to the tp issue might well be a bidet. Our hero has mastered the use of the cordless phone why not a bidet! Another question I had was where did our superhero hang his costume. Surely this is none other than the superhero know as Redneckman. This has to be secret footage of Redneckman in his hidden base aka your local trailerpark and thats not really a simple cordless phone. Nay gentle reader that is Redneckman's hotline to the president.